Population | 7.383 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Rose beetles is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.383 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Rosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,942 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 263,158 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, the big red machine has ground to a halt, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rose beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Rose beetles is ranked 36,598th in the world and 73rd in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.3790312658 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rose beetles, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Rose beetles, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
- : Following new legislation in Rose beetles, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Rose beetles, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
- : Following new legislation in Rose beetles, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in Rose beetles, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Rose beetles, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
- : Following new legislation in Rose beetles, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
- : Following new legislation in Rose beetles, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Rose beetles, theoretical science is only theoretical.