Population | 9.113 billion |
Capital | Room 207 |
Leader | the hair dryer |
Faith | failing the jump |
Currency | BZZZZZZZZ |
Animal | AHHHHHHHH |
The Drowning Out the Trigger of Roommate hair dryer is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the hair dryer with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.113 billion Roommate hair dryerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Room 207. The average income tax rate is 78.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Roommate hair dryerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion BZZZZZZZZES a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,444 BZZZZZZZZES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Room 207, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roommate hair dryer's national animal is the AHHHHHHHH, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is failing the jump.
Roommate hair dryer is ranked 200,162nd in the world and 74th in Stereo Hearts for Most Stationary, with 46.9759074354 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Roommate hair dryer, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Roommate hair dryer, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
- : Following new legislation in Roommate hair dryer, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Roommate hair dryer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Roommate hair dryer, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Room 207.
- : Following new legislation in Roommate hair dryer, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in Roommate hair dryer, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in Roommate hair dryer, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
- : Following new legislation in Roommate hair dryer, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
- : Following new legislation in Roommate hair dryer, economists claim no news is good news.