Population | 14.399 billion |
Leader | Elvis |
Currency | tune |
Animal | triggerfish |
The Backstage Pass of Rollrockia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Elvis with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 14.399 billion Rollrockians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Rollrockian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion tunes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 82,979 tunes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and Elvis's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rollrockia's national animal is the triggerfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Rollrockia is ranked 54,543rd in the world and 7th in Redundant Realm of Redundancy for Most Stationary, with 806.56110185612 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rollrockia, Elvis's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Rollrockia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Rollrockia, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
- : Following new legislation in Rollrockia, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty.
- : Rollrockia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Rollrockia, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
- : Rollrockia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Rollrockia, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
- : Following new legislation in Rollrockia, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Rollrockia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.