The Soviet Socialist Republic of Rohvenn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Valeri Kharlamov with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.561 billion Rohvennians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myshkingrad. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rohvennian economy, worth 207 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 133,226 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, Rohvennians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rohvenn's national animal is the brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rohvenn is ranked 6,942^nd in the world and 143^rd in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.41 bananas ingested per day.