NATION

PASSWORD

Workers of the world, unite!
Most Pacifist: 2,791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,015thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,684th
The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Rohvenn

Population1.561 billion

CapitalMyshkingrad
LeaderValeri Kharlamov

Currencyruble
Animalbrown bear

The Soviet Socialist Republic of Rohvenn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Valeri Kharlamov with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.561 billion Rohvennians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myshkingrad. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rohvennian economy, worth 207 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 133,226 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, Rohvennians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rohvenn's national animal is the brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rohvenn is ranked 6,942nd in the world and 143rd in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.41 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Pacifist: 2,791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,015thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,684thNicest Citizens: 3,759thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,995thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,217thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,336thMost Inclusive: 4,743rdBest Weather: 5,398thMost Influential: 5,557thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,862ndSafest: 6,115thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,416thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,676thHealthiest Citizens: 6,942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,990thHighest Food Quality: 7,019thMost Developed: 7,857thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,487thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,821stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,012thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,263rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,067thSmartest Citizens: 10,335thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,730thLargest Governments: 11,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,085thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,628thMost Secular: 12,463rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,603rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,283rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,393rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,137thMost Cultured: 17,798thHighest Average Incomes: 20,466thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,120thMost Income Equality: 25,100th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 46th in the regionMost Pacifist: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 87th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 104th in the regionBest Weather: 104th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 123rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 134th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 138th in the regionSafest: 139th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 143rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 145th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 145th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 146th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 147th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 148th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 158th in the regionMost Developed: 168th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 178th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 180th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, Rohvennians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Rohvenn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations.

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