The Armed Republic of Rogamarkian Puppets I is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 10.879 billion Rogamarkian Puppets Iians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Rogamarkian Puppets Iian economy, worth 271 trillion Silver Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 25,000 Silver Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rogamarkian Puppets I's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rogamarkian Puppets I is ranked 86,012^th in the world and 85^th in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.72 law-abiding acts per hour.