The Queendom of Roalia is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 511 million Roalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Roalian economy, worth 12.4 trillion Roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 24,333 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and Roalia has designated Roalia City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roalia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roalia is ranked 179,536^th in the world and 6,038^th in The East Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.