The Boaty Congratulatory Ship of RMSboatymcboatface is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Featured XVII with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.08 billion Crewmembers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Featuria. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving RMSboatymcboatfacean economy, worth 233 trillion Featured Lactose-Free Cakes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,139 Featured Lactose-Free Cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the RMSboatymcboatfacean Capitol Building. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RMSboatymcboatface's national animal is the Featured Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Featurism.

RMSboatymcboatface is ranked 61,299^th in the world and 4^th in Bamako for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,536.79 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.