The Armed Republic of RKN is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.814 billion RKNians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RKNian economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion Krispies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 155,863 Krispies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RKN shot first, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the roundel of the RKNian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RKN's national animal is the Deoxies, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

RKN is ranked 38,880^th in the world and 1,157^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 42.46 quips per hour.