The People's Republic of Riotania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overseer van Riot with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.791 billion Riotanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Prestatyn. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Riotanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,653 trillion Cashdollas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,023 Cashdollas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths. Crime is totally unknown. Riotania's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Riotania is ranked 8,548^th in the world and 31^st in United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.14 law-abiding acts per hour.