Outta my way!
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 36thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 44thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48th
The CUP Federal Syndicrats of
Free-Market Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population40.107 billion

LeaderNeo Conservia


The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Neo Conservia with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 40.107 billion RightWingConservatives enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conservatopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient a RightWingConservative economy, worth an astonishing 23,253 trillion dimes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 579,777 dimes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,408,140 per year while the poor average 5,499, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. RightWingConservatives's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

RightWingConservatives is ranked 261,022nd in the world and 25th in Eladen for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.3 bananas ingested per day.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 36thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 44thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48thHighest Economic Output: 66thHighest Disposable Incomes: 69thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 127thLargest Insurance Industry: 131stMost Efficient Economies: 143rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 149thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 155thLargest Mining Sector: 159thLargest Agricultural Sector: 176thSafest: 177thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 187thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 191stHighest Average Incomes: 194thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 216thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 225thFattest Citizens: 265thRudest Citizens: 288thLowest Crime Rates: 339thMost Devout: 461stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 557thMost Armed: 657thMost Avoided: 664thLargest Populations: 671stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 789thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,072ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,112thMost Patriotic: 1,140thLargest Governments: 1,216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,341stLargest Retail Industry: 1,550thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,311thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,674thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,932ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,551stMost Stationary: 8,210thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,043rdMost Influential: 11,696thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,403rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,004thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,225thMost Pro-Market: 24,411thMost Politically Free: 24,495th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the region

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