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Man Is A Canvas Representative Gabby
Nudest: 112thRudest Citizens: 301stHighest Crime Rates: 323rd
The Free Land of
Anarchy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Rielovia

Population3.834 billion

CapitalBanning
LeaderRepresentative Gabby

CurrencyGab
AnimalDeer

The Free Land of Rielovia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Representative Gabby with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, triple-decker prams, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.834 billion Rielovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banning. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rielovian economy, worth 431 trillion Gabs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 112,585 Gabs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,666 per year while the poor average 14,127, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Orange trees find it's not easy being green, Representative Gabby always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms, baiting is a national sport, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Rielovia' is a smash hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rielovia's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rielovia is ranked 233,285th in the world and 165th in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -35.36 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Nudest: 112thRudest Citizens: 301stHighest Crime Rates: 323rdLargest Retail Industry: 406thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 423rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 493rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 549thMost Armed: 552ndFattest Citizens: 632ndMost Avoided: 744thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,035thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,713thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,954thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,695thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,037thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,954thMost Devout: 8,101stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,587thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,028thMost Inclusive: 11,287thTop
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Most Politically Free: 15,748thHighest Drug Use: 16,911thMost Pro-Market: 20,828thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,882nd
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rielovia's influence in The Western Isles rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Rielovia' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, baiting is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, Representative Gabby always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, orange trees find it's not easy being green.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, Rielovia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Rielovian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Rielovia, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.

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