Population | 11.13 billion |
Capital | Server 001 |
Leader | Hue Mann |
Faith | Robotology |
Currency | Super Conducter |
Animal | BigDog |
The Robotic Monarchy of Richecstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hue Mann with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.13 billion Cyborgs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Server 001. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cybernetic economy, worth a remarkable 3,881 trillion Super Conducters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 348,778 Super Conducters, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,260,393 per year while the poor average 3,219, a ratio of 1,012 to 1.
Expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, the writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Richecstan's national animal is the BigDog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Robotology.
Richecstan is ranked 72,299th in the world and 42nd in Union of Free Nations for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,945.92 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Richecstan, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
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Richecstan, the writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza.
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Richecstan, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
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Richecstan, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.
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Richecstan, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
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Richecstan, Cybernetic athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
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Richecstan, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
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Richecstan, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
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Richecstan, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Cyborgs into bankruptcy.
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Richecstan, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty.