The Kingdom of Rhodoks is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Lennart with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, devout population of 17.809 billion Rhodoks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jelkala. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Rhodok economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,930 denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Jelkala is a police state during international summits, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing King Lennart to cartoon bears, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Rhodoks's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhodoks's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is God and the Seven Saints.

Rhodoks is ranked 68,650^th in the world and 16^th in Lennart for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.