The People's Republic of Rhadland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joseph Steel with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The quiet, industrious population of 11.554 billion Rhads enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhadopolis. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhadlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,416 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhadland's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhadland is ranked 11,585^th in the world and 243^rd in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.42 law-abiding acts per hour.