The Republic of Rezsia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anakin with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 21.185 billion Rezsi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zion. The average income tax rate is 22.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rezsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,521 trillion Rezzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 213,433 Rezzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime is totally unknown. Rezsia's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rezsia is ranked 8,318^th in the world and 85^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.13 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.