Si vis bellum, para bellum DIO Brando
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 164th Largest Retail Industry: 170th Most Avoided: 256th
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Revolutionary Sealand

Population8.281 billion

LeaderDIO Brando
FaithThicc Thighs

CurrencyAnime Tiddy
AnimalBlue-Eyes White Dragon

The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by DIO Brando with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.281 billion Weebs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loserville. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weeb economy, worth a remarkable 2,962 trillion Anime Tiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 357,701 Anime Tiddies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,286,325 per year while the poor average 22,937, a ratio of 99.7 to 1.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, colonial subjects have Weeb culture shoved down their throats, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thicc Thighs.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 16,657th in the world and 800th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 34.14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 164thLargest Retail Industry: 170thMost Avoided: 256thFattest Citizens: 277thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 278thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 282ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 331stLargest Gambling Industry: 343rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 412thMost Corrupt Governments: 433rdMost Influential: 544thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 585thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 592ndMost Armed: 599thLargest Insurance Industry: 650thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 703rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 707thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 774thHighest Average Incomes: 834thLargest Mining Sector: 858thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 907thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,076thRudest Citizens: 1,385thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,486thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,549thTop
Most Devout: 1,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,209thHighest Crime Rates: 2,535thHighest Economic Output: 3,389thMost Efficient Economies: 5,021stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,096thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,197thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,019thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,047thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,218thMost Pro-Market: 7,509thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,554thLargest Governments: 9,775thLargest Black Market: 10,841stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,504thHighest Drug Use: 15,472ndMost Extreme: 16,657th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionMost Devout: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 87th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 149th in the regionMost Influential: 200th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 211th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 225th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 235th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 246th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 255th in the regionLargest Black Market: 293rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 343rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 480th in the regionLargest Governments: 492nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 559th in the regionMost Stationary: 590th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 667th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 755th in the regionMost Extreme: 800th in the region

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