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Highest Drug Use: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 750thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,268th
The Barely Functional Coalition of
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Population10.099 billion

LeaderThat Guy Waaaaaaay Over There

AnimalRed Panda

The Barely Functional Coalition of Rettiton is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by That Guy Waaaaaaay Over There with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.099 billion Rettitonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trestole. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rettitonian economy, worth 946 trillion Unitarias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 93,715 Unitarias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rettiton's national animal is the Red Panda.

Rettiton is ranked 26,483rd in the world and 1st in The Council of Noteworthy Nations for Most Pro-Market, scoring 74.89 on the Rand Index.

Highest Drug Use: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 750thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,268thMost Armed: 1,510thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,572ndMost Politically Free: 1,640thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,176thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,050thFattest Citizens: 3,102ndRudest Citizens: 3,369thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,707thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,191stLargest Black Market: 5,816thNudest: 7,414thMost Avoided: 7,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,182ndMost Inclusive: 8,920thLargest Retail Industry: 10,083rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,088thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,991stNicest Citizens: 12,573rdMost Extreme: 14,407thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,429thHighest Economic Output: 17,948thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,793rd
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the region

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