Population | 25.345 billion |
Capital | Hollo Caverns |
Leader | Rodrick Jones |
Currency | Zeldian Rupee |
Animal | llama with hats |
The Mother Empire of Retro Lyra is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Rodrick Jones with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.345 billion Retro Lyrans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hollo Caverns. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Retro Lyran economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Zeldian Rupees a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 68,112 Zeldian Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, and playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Retro Lyra's national animal is the llama with hats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Retro Lyra is ranked 289,602nd in the world and 7th in The Empire of Friendship for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -24.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Retro Lyra was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Highest Food Quality, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Retro Lyra, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
- : Following new legislation in Retro Lyra, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
- : Following new legislation in Retro Lyra, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Retro Lyra, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
- : Retro Lyra was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Retro Lyra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Retro Lyra, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Retro Lyra, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
- : Following new legislation in Retro Lyra, the world still seems flat to some people in space.