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We Are Golden
Largest Mining Sector: 29,431st
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Democratic Socialists
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Retrievos

Population825 million

CapitalRune

CurrencyFetch
AnimalGolden Retriever

The Allied States of Retrievos is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 825 million Retrievosans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rune. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Retrievosian economy, worth 47.9 trillion Fetches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,049 Fetches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, the nation excels at displacement, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Retrievos's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Retrievos is ranked 59,228th in the world and 2nd in Dogiland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,216.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 29,431st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Retrievos, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Retrievos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Retrievos, the nation excels at displacement.
  • : Following new legislation in Retrievos, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt.
  • : Following new legislation in Retrievos, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
  • : Following new legislation in Retrievos, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Retrievos, nations that kill a Retrievosan can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Retrievos, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Retrievos, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers.
  • : Following new legislation in Retrievos, many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.

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