The Kingdom of Restualtia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 458 million Restualtians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Restualtian economy, worth 20.8 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,473 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime is totally unknown. Restualtia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Restualtia is ranked 51,556^th in the world and 1,509^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 5.44 bananas ingested per day.