The Favorite Colony of Reseda Island VIII is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Iron Rebel with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 23.526 billion Reseda Islanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zweinstein. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The very strong Resedan economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion Plasma Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,703 Plasma Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,191 per year while the poor average 9,177, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Zweinstein, The Iron Rebel has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, Reseda Island VIII successfully hosted the The Universe Olympics, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Reseda Island VIII's national animal is the Plasma Falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is GOD CLOCKism.

Reseda Island VIII is ranked 255,545^th in the world and 29^th in The Universe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.12 law-abiding acts per hour.