Population | 220 million |
Currency | Represhi Dollar |
Animal | Pitbull |
The Principality of Represhina is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 220 million Represhinans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.3%.
The Represhinan economy, worth 10.1 trillion Represhi Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,127 Represhi Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,453 per year while the poor average 7,544, a ratio of 24.8 to 1.
Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, leakers release information by etching graffiti on bathroom stalls, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Represhina's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Represhina is ranked 4,832nd in the world and 69th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 1,200.25 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Represhina, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
- : Following new legislation in Represhina, leakers release information by etching graffiti on bathroom stalls.
- : Following new legislation in Represhina, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.
- : Following new legislation in Represhina, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in Represhina, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Represhina City.
- : Following new legislation in Represhina, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
- : Following new legislation in Represhina, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
- : Following new legislation in Represhina, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Represhina, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
- : Following new legislation in Represhina, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.