Reorganized Pakistani Republic
Population | 8.002 billion |
Capital | Islamabad |
Leader | The Observing Council |
Faith | Enforced Atheism |
Currency | Rupie |
Animal | Markhor |
The Mandate of Reorganized Pakistani Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Observing Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.002 billion Reorganized Pakistani Republicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Islamabad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Reorganized Pakistani Republician economy, worth a remarkable 3,076 trillion Rupies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 384,486 Rupies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,585,765 per year while the poor average 3,656, a ratio of 980 to 1.
Freedom is never freely given only when the alternative is too expensive, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Reorganized Pakistani Republic's national animal is the Markhor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Enforced Atheism.
Reorganized Pakistani Republic is ranked 106,830th in the world and 1,906th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,750.56 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Reorganized Pakistani Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, freedom is never freely given only when the alternative is too expensive.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.