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Work is Freedom The Observing Council
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 69thFattest Citizens: 185thMost Armed: 198th
The Mandate of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Reorganized Pakistani Republic

Population8.002 billion

CapitalIslamabad
LeaderThe Observing Council
FaithEnforced Atheism

CurrencyRupie
AnimalMarkhor

The Mandate of Reorganized Pakistani Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Observing Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.002 billion Reorganized Pakistani Republicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Islamabad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Reorganized Pakistani Republician economy, worth a remarkable 3,076 trillion Rupies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 384,486 Rupies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,585,765 per year while the poor average 3,656, a ratio of 980 to 1.

Freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Reorganized Pakistani Republic's national animal is the Markhor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Enforced Atheism.

Reorganized Pakistani Republic is ranked 106,830th in the world and 1,906th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,750.56 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 69thFattest Citizens: 185thMost Armed: 198thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 204thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 214thLargest Retail Industry: 222ndMost Avoided: 233rdHighest Crime Rates: 238thLargest Gambling Industry: 260thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 384thHighest Disposable Incomes: 413thRudest Citizens: 507thMost Efficient Economies: 551stMost Corrupt Governments: 609thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 651stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 677thLargest Insurance Industry: 945thHighest Average Incomes: 1,436thMost Pro-Market: 1,663rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,696thLargest Mining Sector: 1,935thMost Secular: 2,400thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,417thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,946thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,041stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,053rdLargest Governments: 5,166thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,397thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,023rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,227thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,504thHighest Economic Output: 7,742ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,390thSmartest Citizens: 9,220thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,816thMost Patriotic: 15,207thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15,739thTop
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Most Cultured: 18,593rd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 100th in the regionMost Secular: 105th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 146th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 208th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 217th in the regionLargest Governments: 217th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 244th in the regionMost Patriotic: 261st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 310th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 320th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 394th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 411th in the regionLargest Black Market: 491st in the regionMost Extreme: 520th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reorganized Pakistani Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
  • : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water.
  • : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities.
  • : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
  • : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.

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