The Eternal Misfortune of Relentless Boredom is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning Animal population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.591 billion Relentless Boredomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.4%.

The Relentless Boredomian economy, worth 666 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 35,858 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Relentless Boredom's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Relentless Boredom is ranked 232,898^th in the world and 23^rd in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.64 law-abiding acts per hour.