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Rudest Citizens: 106thMost Armed: 224thHighest Crime Rates: 226th
The Crown Dependency of
Anarchy
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Relenbar

Population11.183 billion

CapitalTynwald
LeaderMann
FaithMotorsport

Currencyquid
AnimalManx cat

The Crown Dependency of Relenbar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mann with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.183 billion Relenbarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tynwald. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Relenbarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,849 trillion quid a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 254,785 quid, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,330,084 per year while the poor average 3,022, a ratio of 771 to 1.

Fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Relenbar's national animal is the Manx cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Motorsport.

Relenbar is ranked 165,227th in the world and 9th in Isle of Man for Most Stationary, with 116.49053655712 days.

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1%
Rudest Citizens: 106thMost Armed: 224thHighest Crime Rates: 226thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 238thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 310thMost Avoided: 321stLargest Gambling Industry: 321stFattest Citizens: 323rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 336thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 347thLargest Retail Industry: 402ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 493rdHighest Drug Use: 713thMost Rebellious Youth: 908thHighest Disposable Incomes: 966thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,344thLargest Mining Sector: 1,902ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,330thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,998thHighest Average Incomes: 5,027thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,365thMost Secular: 5,639thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,273rdHighest Economic Output: 7,812thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,524thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,199thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,346thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,340thMost Cultured: 23,850thMost Politically Free: 25,374thMost Pro-Market: 25,779thMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,378th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Relenbar, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Relenbar, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Relenbar, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors.
  • : Following new legislation in Relenbar, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Relenbar, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Relenbar's influence in Isle of Man rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Relenbar, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Relenbar.
  • : Following new legislation in Relenbar, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Relenbarian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Relenbar, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Relenbar changed its national animal to "Manx cat" and its currency to "quid".

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