The Dark General of Rejoice in Carnage is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 2.677 billion Rejoice in Carnageans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Rejoice in Carnagean economy, worth 171 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,877 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rejoice in Carnage's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rejoice in Carnage is ranked 190,513^th in the world and 3,311^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.