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Better Red than Dead
Best Weather: 1,056thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,342nd
The Swirling Shining Splendor of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Dominator
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Red Star of the West

Population16.172 billion

CapitalRed Staria
LeaderTreebeard and Friends
FaithFlying Spaghetti Chimera

CurrencyRed Star
AnimalChimera

The Swirling Shining Splendor of Red Star of the West is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Treebeard and Friends with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.172 billion Red Star of the Westians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Staria. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Red Star of the Westian economy, worth a remarkable 2,526 trillion Red Stars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,249 Red Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Red Staria, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Star of the West's national animal is the Chimera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flying Spaghetti Chimera.

Red Star of the West is ranked 256,166th in the world and 7th in Philosophy 115 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -24.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Best Weather: 1,056thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,342ndMost Pacifist: 1,429thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,669thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,808thNicest Citizens: 1,814thMost Inclusive: 1,859thHealthiest Citizens: 1,879thHighest Food Quality: 1,984thSafest: 2,041stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,148thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,158thTop
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Most Developed: 2,785thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,904thMost Cultured: 3,094thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,307thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,347thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,316thLargest Governments: 4,468thLowest Crime Rates: 4,491stSmartest Citizens: 4,559thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,589thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,612thMost Influential: 4,677thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,418thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,563rdHighest Economic Output: 7,184thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,933rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,424thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,558thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,441stHighest Average Incomes: 13,898thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,900thLargest Populations: 18,002ndMost Secular: 18,687th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Red Star of the West, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Star of the West, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Red Staria.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Star of the West, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Red Star of the West, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Star of the West, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Star of the West, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Star of the West, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Red Star of the Westian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Star of the West, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Star of the West, foreign workers are flooding in as Red Stars flood out.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Star of the West, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.

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