The Democratic States of Red Mones is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Linnmark J Flooglebonker with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.077 billion Mones enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mone City. The average income tax rate is 9.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monish economy, worth a remarkable 2,250 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,277 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown. Red Mones's national animal is the Red Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not important.

Red Mones is ranked 18,445^th in the world and 48^th in Wintreath for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.18 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.