The Atemporal Queendom of Red Alice is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Red Hatter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.197 billion wonderlanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tea Party. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The very strong a wonderlander economy, worth 367 trillion Times a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,695 Times, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,542 per year while the poor average 19,774, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Alice's national animal is the White Rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chronos.

Red Alice is ranked 120,413^th in the world and 3,058^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.66 law-abiding acts per hour.