The Red Bull Gives You Wings of RB Leipzig is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Red Bull GmbH with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.394 billion Red Bulls are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leipzig. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Red Bull economy, worth a remarkable 1,597 trillion Red Bulls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 216,119 Red Bulls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 944,994 per year while the poor average 31,181, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, several inches are being added to first class seating, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, and the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. RB Leipzig's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Red Bull Religion.

RB Leipzig is ranked 84,922^nd in the world and 4,506^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.87 law-abiding acts per hour.