Population | 7.826 billion |
Currency | peso |
Animal | kiwi |
The Republic of Raul7 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its feral children, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.826 billion Raul7ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Raul7ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,398 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 306,527 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, and government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raul7's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Raul7 is ranked 112,468th in the world and 1,980th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 354.6442869164 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Raul7, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus.
- : Following new legislation in Raul7, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
- : Following new legislation in Raul7, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
- : Following new legislation in Raul7, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
- : Following new legislation in Raul7, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
- : Following new legislation in Raul7, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
- : Following new legislation in Raul7, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town.
- : Following new legislation in Raul7, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Raul7, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
- : Following new legislation in Raul7, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.