Population | 9.166 billion |
Currency | krona |
Animal | emu |
The Republic of Raul40 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.166 billion Raul40ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Raul40ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,338 trillion kronor a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,176 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, and the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raul40's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Raul40 is ranked 8,565th in the world and 181st in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 1,077.5 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Raul40 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Raul40, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Raul40, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
- : Following new legislation in Raul40, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).
- : Following new legislation in Raul40, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps.
- : Following new legislation in Raul40, tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them.
- : Following new legislation in Raul40, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
- : Raul40 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Raul40, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
- : Raul40 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".