The Santo império da of Rarmania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Divino Imperador Rafael with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.344 billion Rarmanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rarf. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rarmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion Iereses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 248,048 Iereses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rarmania's national animal is the Água imperial, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Igreja apostólica católica romana.

Rarmania is ranked 20,345^th in the world and 351^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 30.36 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.