The Federal Republic of Randomskaya is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Keito Ishigawa with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.152 billion Radomists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akamoto Capital District. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Randomist economy, worth 770 trillion rens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,598 rens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Randomskaya's national animal is the Bocchi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Randomskaya is ranked 73,088^th in the world and 798^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 24.88 flags saluted per person per day.