The District of Randolph is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.052 billion Randolphians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Randolphian economy, worth 754 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,677 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 348,984 per year while the poor average 3,284, a ratio of 106 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and Randolph has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Randolph's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Randolph is ranked 265,961^st in the world and 7^th in Bailiwick of Guernsey for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.61 law-abiding acts per hour.