The People's Republic of Randgola is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.223 billion Randgolans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunderland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Randgolan economy, worth 152 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 124,732 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 462,730 per year while the poor average 23,650, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, concussed Rattlesnakeball players cannot remember their lineup position, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Randgola's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Randgola is ranked 33,296^th in the world and 953^rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,964.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.