Population | 15.341 billion |
Capital | Larda |
Leader | Ranan |
Faith | Ranan Lardan |
Currency | krona |
Animal | beaver |
The Republic of Ranan Larda is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ranan with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.341 billion Ranan Lardans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larda. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Ranan Lardan economy, worth a remarkable 3,930 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 256,187 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
It's best to decline if Ranan offers to buy a round of drinks, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ranan Larda's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ranan Lardan.
Ranan Larda is ranked 10,640th in the world and 1st in Sikh Empire for Most Stationary, with 2,263.98985660112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ranan Larda was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Ranan Larda, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
- : Following new legislation in Ranan Larda, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Ranan Larda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Ranan Larda, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
- : Following new legislation in Ranan Larda, it's best to decline if Ranan offers to buy a round of drinks.
- : Following new legislation in Ranan Larda, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
- : Following new legislation in Ranan Larda, when you fly on Air Ranan Larda you win a seat or you die.
- : Following new legislation in Ranan Larda, Ranan Larda isn't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Ranan Larda, "What's the Frequency, Ranan?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels.