Population | 4.56 billion |
Capital | Joseph Bramah Federal District |
Leader | Justin MacGregor |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Bear |
The Holy Empire of Ramset is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Justin MacGregor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.56 billion Rams are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph Bramah Federal District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Ramsetian economy, worth 524 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,057 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 699,126 per year while the poor average 8,414, a ratio of 83.1 to 1.
The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and Justin MacGregor goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Ramset's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ramset is ranked 60,644th in the world and 1st in West Antartica for Most Stationary, with 759.3397918 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ramset, Justin MacGregor goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
- : Following new legislation in Ramset, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
- : Following new legislation in Ramset, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Following new legislation in Ramset, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
- : Following new legislation in Ramset, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Ramset, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Ramset, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Ramset, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in Ramset, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
- : Following new legislation in Ramset, most pop videos prominently feature the Ramsetian flag.