Population | 5.357 billion |
Capital | Wesovana |
Leader | High Basileus Kacper Valdivieso |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | florin |
Animal | Brown Adder |
The Epicrateia of Rakzhia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Basileus Kacper Valdivieso with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.357 billion Rakzhians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wesovana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Rakzhian economy, worth 667 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 124,660 florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 481,143 per year while the poor average 22,189, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.
The blood, sweat, and tears of poor Rakzhians make research institutes rich, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rakzhia's national animal is the Brown Adder, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Rakzhia is ranked 49,577th in the world and 570th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 913.3033390966 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rakzhia, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in Rakzhia, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
- : Following new legislation in Rakzhia, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian.
- : Following new legislation in Rakzhia, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Rakzhians make research institutes rich.
- : Following new legislation in Rakzhia, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Rakzhia, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in Rakzhia, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : Following new legislation in Rakzhia, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- : Following new legislation in Rakzhia, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Following new legislation in Rakzhia, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.