The Federal Republic of Radio of cousco is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 208 million Radio of couscoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Radio city. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Radio of couscoan economy, worth 16.8 trillion Radios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Retail, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,513 Radios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, nudity is frowned upon, and Radio of cousco has designated Radio city as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown. Radio of cousco's national animal is the My Great radio, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Radio of cousco is ranked 23,696^th in the world and 433^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 77.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.