The Parliamentary Democracy of Quinta Caporales is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.168 billion Caporales hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Andres. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Quinta Caporale economy, worth 420 trillion Quid a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 81,344 Quid, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists, Quinta Caporales recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The San Andres Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quinta Caporales's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love.

Quinta Caporales is ranked 239,565^th in the world and 11,696^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -33.24 on the Hayek Index.