The Kingdom of Quentenia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Quentin I with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.26 billion Quentenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rivera City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Quentenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,537 trillion leus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,745 leus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Quentenian as 'your finger, you fool', students do more community service than homework, Quentenians seem to be catching more chills, and the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quentenia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quentenia is ranked 6,567^th in the world and 76^th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,124.43 on the Hickory Productivity Index.