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Largest Retail Industry: 30thMost Efficient Economies: 128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 183rd
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Qiang Garrua

Population6.956 billion

CapitalAnxiangra

CurrencyWon
Animalelephant

The Fiefdom of Qiang Garrua is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 6.956 billion Garruans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anxiangra. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Garruan economy, worth a remarkable 2,953 trillion Won a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 424,613 Won, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,061,061 per year while the poor average 18,871, a ratio of 162 to 1.

Citizens have voted the song "Leader Smells Like An Elephant" as their new national anthem, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, Anxiangra's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Qiang Garrua's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Qiang Garrua is ranked 237,301st in the world and 6,142nd in the Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 2.29 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Retail Industry: 30thMost Efficient Economies: 128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 183rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 199thLargest Gambling Industry: 313thFattest Citizens: 325thMost Avoided: 382ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 441stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 448thMost Armed: 503rdMost Corrupt Governments: 537thRudest Citizens: 562ndHighest Average Incomes: 613thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 644thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 651stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 742ndHighest Crime Rates: 761stMost Subsidized Industry: 783rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 838thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,138thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,139thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,199thLargest Mining Sector: 1,525thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,777thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,042ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,065thMost Cultured: 2,165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,224thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,782ndSmartest Citizens: 2,835thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,110thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,236thLargest Governments: 3,604thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,372ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,452ndHighest Economic Output: 4,746thNudest: 5,690thMost Inclusive: 7,165thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,991stMost Secular: 16,206thMost Pro-Market: 17,142ndMost Influential: 17,531stLargest Black Market: 17,739thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,914thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,908th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 62nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionNudest: 84th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 90th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 92nd in the regionLargest Governments: 93rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 156th in the regionMost Inclusive: 194th in the regionMost Stationary: 224th in the regionLargest Black Market: 273rd in the regionMost Influential: 291st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 335th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 403rd in the regionMost Secular: 418th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 533rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 539th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, Anxiangra's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, citizens have voted the song "Leader Smells Like An Elephant" as their new national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.

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