Population | 15.215 billion |
Capital | Sky Home |
Leader | Father Pysep |
Currency | gallon |
Animal | moon dragon |
The Fertility Cult of Pyseptop is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Father Pysep with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 15.215 billion Pyseps are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sky Home. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.
The strong Pysep economy, worth 887 trillion gallons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,349 gallons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', the Pysep Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and escalators are avoided at all costs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyseptop's national animal is the moon dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Pyseptop is ranked 8,911th in the world and 6th in Emirates of Futurnia for Most Stationary, with 2,543.2964972892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pyseptop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Pyseptop's influence in Emirates of Futurnia fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Pyseptop's influence in Emirates of Futurnia rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Pyseptop's influence in Emirates of Futurnia fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Pyseptop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Pyseptop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Pyseptop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Pyseptop's influence in Emirates of Futurnia fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Pyseptop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Pyseptop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.