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PASSWORD

Bathed in the river of life
Most Primitive: 1,568thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,412thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,229th
The Fertility Cult of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Pyseptop

Population15.215 billion

CapitalSky Home
LeaderFather Pysep

Currencygallon
Animalmoon dragon

The Fertility Cult of Pyseptop is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Father Pysep with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 15.215 billion Pyseps are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sky Home. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The strong Pysep economy, worth 887 trillion gallons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,349 gallons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', the Pysep Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and escalators are avoided at all costs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyseptop's national animal is the moon dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pyseptop is ranked 8,911th in the world and 6th in Emirates of Futurnia for Most Stationary, with 2,543.2964972892 days.

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Most Primitive: 1,568thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,412thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,229thMost Pacifist: 8,755thMost Stationary: 8,911thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,215thMost Influential: 12,348thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,489thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,494thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 17,554thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,538thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,307thMost Devout: 22,604thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,589thLargest Populations: 26,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,623rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,196th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pyseptop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Pyseptop's influence in Emirates of Futurnia fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Pyseptop's influence in Emirates of Futurnia rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Pyseptop's influence in Emirates of Futurnia fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Pyseptop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Pyseptop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Pyseptop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Pyseptop's influence in Emirates of Futurnia fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Pyseptop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Pyseptop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.

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