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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,304thMost Armed: 6,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,071st
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Pyretistan

Population584 million

CapitalYunipro

Currencypyro
Animallibtard

The Armed Republic of Pyretistan is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 584 million Pyretistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yunipro. The average income tax rate is 31.6%.

The thriving Pyretistanian economy, worth 34.4 trillion pyroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 58,850 pyroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Pyretistan's new capital, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and days begin with afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pyretistan's national animal is the libtard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pyretistan is ranked 106,419th in the world and 107th in The United Empires of Carson for Largest Governments, scoring 12.29 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,304thMost Armed: 6,449thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,071stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,482nd
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Most Armed: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » BiG pICkLe gLoCKeNsPiEL, Carstantinopipal, Fungsland, and Brazhensky.

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