The Republic of Puuhonua o Honaunau NHP is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.087 billion Puuhonua o Honaunau NHPians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Puuhonua o Honaunau NHPian economy, worth 543 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 133,066 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puuhonua o Honaunau NHP's national animal is the NPS, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Puuhonua o Honaunau NHP is ranked 27,083^rd in the world and 631^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.