Population | 5.108 billion |
Capital | Mother of Pearl |
Leader | Councillor of Pearl |
Faith | Pearlatheism |
Currency | pearl |
Animal | emu |
The Democratic States of Purple Pearl is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Councillor of Pearl with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.108 billion Perilians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mother of Pearl. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Purple Pearlian economy, worth 820 trillion pearls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,635 pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Councillor of Pearl. Crime is totally unknown. Purple Pearl's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pearlatheism.
Purple Pearl is ranked 86,782nd in the world and 225th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 528.63228667512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Purple Pearl, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Councillor of Pearl.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Pearl, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Pearl, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Pearl, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Pearl, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Pearl, Mother of Pearl spends billions upgrading public transport.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Pearl, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Pearl, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Pearl, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Purple Pearl lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.