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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 644thMost Pacifist: 696thMost Compassionate Citizens: 710th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Purple beetles

Population3.889 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Purple beetles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.889 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Purplian economy, worth 793 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,026 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, babies are a small but significant export, judges who serve for life or good behavior can expect to stay for a week, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Purple beetles is ranked 275,093rd in the world and 98th in World of Beetles for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -13.15 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 644thMost Pacifist: 696thMost Compassionate Citizens: 710thNicest Citizens: 773rdMost Inclusive: 869thLargest Welfare Programs: 989thSafest: 1,014thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,055thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,412thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,419thHighest Food Quality: 1,540thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,822ndBest Weather: 1,825thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,888thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,982ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,053rdLargest Governments: 2,054thMost Developed: 2,066thHealthiest Citizens: 2,076thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,109thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,119thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,170thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,229thLowest Crime Rates: 2,630thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,121stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,146thMost Secular: 3,158thSmartest Citizens: 3,365thMost Cultured: 3,372ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,345thMost Efficient Economies: 4,433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,562ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,089thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,790thMost Income Equality: 7,830thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,527thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 26,337th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, judges who serve for life or good behavior can expect to stay for a week.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, refugees from other nations are flocking to Purple beetles's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.

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