Population | 7.391 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Purple beetles is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.391 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Purplian economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 264,069 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and Purple beetles has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Purple beetles is ranked 36,590th in the world and 67th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.38185765288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, Purple beetles has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
- : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
- : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
- : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, Beetles submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
- : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, sleeping on the job is recommended.
- : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
- : Following new legislation in Purple beetles, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.