The Divine Order of Puritan Chasma is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Regent Raider with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.692 billion Puritan Chasmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sedem Imperium. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Puritan Chasman economy, worth a remarkable 1,602 trillion Thrones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 184,354 Thrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Puritan Chasman radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, and government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Lord Regent Raider. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puritan Chasma's national animal is the Aquilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Imperial Creed.

Puritan Chasma is ranked 241,705^th in the world and 5,096^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 27.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.