The Bee Enthusiasts of Pupile is a massive, safe nation, ruled by barney calhoun with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.666 billion Pupils are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafner. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pupish economy, worth 583 trillion Ration Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,095 Ration Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pupile's national animal is the pacific viperfishh.

Pupile is ranked 308,930^th in the world and 5,794^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 7 cheeks per square mile.